Український форум про настільні ігри

enj писав: ↑18 листопада 2020 01:20 Wolke,
Попробуйте пингануть кого-нибуть из Аргентины. Вот, например, единственный помощник Санты в 2018 году: https://boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/2474 ... tem6553919

Ho-ho-ho, Hello ...!

It's Дед Мороз (Grandfather Frost). Due to high demand in ..., your Santa's union is not able to handle overwhelmingly high number of requests this year. So, yours was redirected to our division - International Slavic Department of Christmas New Year and Happiness, or shortly ISDoNYCaH. Santa himself reached me and asked to personally take care of you. I wonder why?
We are not so different from your Santa's union and we still require letter about how this year was going for you as a Confirmation that You Were a Good Boy (or CtYWaGB). Meanwhile I'm going to check if you are in a 'Naughty list'. Please do not worry, it's just a formal procedure that I have to perform. Taking in consideration that old man asked himself to handle your request, I'm pretty sure that you aren't in this list and you will easily pass CtYWaGB with just letter.
I'm waiting for your letter to be able to send presents for you and other. Since we are located nowhere near ..., in order to reduce shipping costs we are combining presents for multiple people in single package(we call it Consolidated Package of Happiness and Presents, aka CPoHaP) and sending it to your local Santa's union distribution center from where presents will be delivered to recipients. We have received all letters for CPoHaP that your presents are in, only your letter remains. Please write it and send it to us by replying on this message or via 'Send a Message to Your Santa' link in BGG exchange page. Please do it ASAP. The global pandemic has impacted shipping times in many parts of the world so it is important for us to send CPoHaP as soon as possible.

С уважением,
Дед Мороз
CEO of ISDoNYCaH since 1700

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